Mike B

[pubguy]

Where you been? You may be the only e-friend I have left.

Jack is just Jack
TKGB is pouting
Cut and Paste is cussing me in Spanish
TTP is still trying to collect for third
IAG hates me and by default PBR does too
Hunter only likes me cuz I pay him hourly
Buncha EOG phaegs don't care
Hines would hang out with me if I could pick winners

 

[NES]

Unfortunately Im too busy actually working to jack you off online but I do love you and plan on giving you a courtesy happy ending massage upon arrival.

 

[pubguy]

Unfortunately Im too busy actually working to jack you off online but I do love you and plan on giving you a courtesy happy ending massage upon arrival.

Welcome back NES. I see those days off have left you with mucho sexual frustration. Thanks but no thanks.

 

[NES]

No sexual frustration, I just want to make sure you are nice and relaxed before I kick the shit out of you and steal all your stuff.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

MikeB has been in the hospital because he had to have his ass stitched up...Upon this news I decided to no longer represent him legally because I don't like butt pirates!!!

 

[pubguy]

No sexual frustration, I just want to make sure you are nice and relaxed before I kick the shit out of you and steal all your stuff.

So you have fully assimilated to Costa Rican culture. :nohead:

 

[NES]

In a sense, yes.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

I call dibs on any electronic devices he's carrying!!!

 

[pubguy]

I call dibs on any electronic devices he's carrying!!!

Just a cattle prod for both of you. "don't taze me bro"

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

you won't get close enough...because this will take care of you!!!

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

and yes that actually is my gun

 

[pubguy]

Alright you got me.

 

[pubguy]

Where the fuck is Mike B? This is getting serious!

 

[mrcrash]

and yes that actually is my gun

That's a cute gun.

 

[HunterS.Thompson]

That's a cute gun.

If you knew anything about handguns you would know that Glock is one of the best is the market and it will blow your fucking brains out shithead:finger:

by the way if you use the word "cute" you are fucking gay!!!

 

[SteveBuscemi]

Mike B, man do I have some stories about that guy. His best role was definitely Wormser from Revenge of the Nerds. Puberty can be so cruel to awkward childhood actors. Damn shame if you ask me. That kid could act! Oh well. Soooo, what we got planned in this mofo tonight? Anything fun? We gonna blow something up? Rape someone? Video games? Anything? If not, I guess I'll head over to Teddykgb's and slam his wifesister. She's actually quite beautiful when she wears her hair net. Actually, I think I'm in love, but please, please don't tell Teddy. We cool?

 

[Cheese Whiz]

Where the fuck is Mike B? This is getting serious!

Who is Mike B?:drink:

 

[PBR]

Cheese Whiz you old bitch how ya been?

 

[Cheese Whiz]

Cheese Whiz you old bitch how ya been?

Pretty good, you?

 

[Jack Herer]

Hey Cheese Whiz, watch out for that feller PBR. He tries to get in newbies pants all the time.